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It's Not Your Fault I Hate Christmas (feat. Kogey Fox)

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Two grumps complain about Christmas

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You ask, "how does it feel?"
To celebrate without the snow?
To celebrate Christmas alone?
I'm just glad the heater's not broken!
You say, "well that's so sad!"
But it isn't really that bad!
The apathy inside is great!
It makes me wanna break a fucking window!

It's not your fault that I hate Christmas
It just sucks that it gets earlier and earlier each year
It's not your fault that I hate Christmas
I just can't stand being alone and having no one to share the cheer

And when it's all snowed in
And you can't go out caroling
I'll finally lay my ears to rest
And laugh at you in your sweater vest
I'll burn the Christmas tree
And drink all your cinnamon mead
I'll steal the presents from your kids
and laugh as I-

Dude what the fuck?
Too much?

It's like a horror story
Scarier than Halloween
Wait, where is Halloween?
It's all Christmas now?!
I think I'm losing my mind
I keep seeing these lines that remind me of
My time in retail, it's a nightmare!
They make you listen to Christmas music for four fucking months!
Four months!

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released December 24, 2021
Composition, Production, Instrumental - Terran Schoell
Vocals - Terran Schoell, Kogey Fox

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